• emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    this looks like a real shitshow for evacuating in an emergency and sightlines

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      and sightlines

      Yeah I don't think this will make it far if only because looking down the body of the plane you can only get a glance at 50% of the passengers.

  • WashedAnus [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The in-flight meal is a bean burrito, with a side of hummus and broccoli. All beverages are carbonated.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      each passenger coming down the gangway to board is handed a half-pound of wisconsin cheddar. you can request seitan by notifying the airline beforehand

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    2 years ago

    So it adds weight, makes it harder to board and deboard, and doesn't allow the airlines to fit more passengers? Sounds like it's sure to succeed.

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Can you imagine having to go up and down stairs to get out of your seat? Also a nightmare for ADA/Disability compliance

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I mean disabled passengers would always get the bottom seats I assume

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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        2 years ago

        And not only that but if you're up on the lifted seat you don't actually get any more legroom because you'd kick the person below you in the head so they put a wall there.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Seems terrible for disability, plus that is a lot of added weight

  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is this the fabled innovation I've heard so much about?

  • ElHexo
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    6 months ago

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  • Abraxiel
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    2 years ago

    Love to choose between having my knees pressed into the seat in front of me and having someone's ass in front of my face.

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    3 months ago

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    1 year ago

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    2 years ago

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    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      We removed the toilets, but don't worry, you can pay an extra five dollars to have this dysentery rope shoved up your arse.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The real thing's gonna have about half as much room per person.

      TBH it would still be an improvement over people grabbing/kicking/leaning on your seat while you're sitting in it.

      • VILenin [he/him]M
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        2 years ago

        Sitting up front with a locked door separating me from everyone else on the plane :sit-back-and-enjoy:

    • flan [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      i’m not convinced most cabins are even tall enough for this thing, people on the upper bunk are gonna have sore necks