Let's say that, despite the best intentions and efforts of all the parents involved, the kid that you're rearing is a real drag. It's really not a subjective thing at this point, this is just an awful baby.

  • shaharazad [she/her,any]
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    1 year ago

    That's an interesting way to start a discussion about The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State but I'll allow it?

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Let it roam freely and find some wolves that will raise it for you.

  • Dryad [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Throwing it off a cliff is legal as long as you don't get caught

  • culpritus [any]
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    1 year ago

    Firefighter Station door dash is supposedly the protocol, but maybe that's a Hollywood thing.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Just go down to the store for cigarettes (you might need to pick up smoking for this to work legally) and never come back.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    bro if you hate your kid it is just best to give it up for adoption or surrender custody to your partner. better than having a parent that hates your guts

    • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      i think they're asking like in a scenario where both parents hate the baby because it's an objectively awful baby, like, if you knew this baby was hitler (as a baby, not just "baby" hitler)

      but idk

      • Changeling [it/its]
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        1 year ago

        Laughing at the idea of two adult human beings agreeing that their toddler is the next Hitler

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Thinking of what kind of parents would think their baby was the next Hitler and reaching the conclusion that they must be horrible insane nazis.

  • NedLudd [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Yup. You can surrender your children and voluntarily terminate your own parental rights. In your case, it’s a moral imperative.

  • FoolishFool [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Catapult + a little parachute on them = Wherever they land can raise them instead

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    contact your local libertarian party, they'll be glad to take your kid off your hands

  • VILenin [he/him]M
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    1 year ago

    No, the baby needs to simmer for a little while longer. The more tender the better

  • Changeling [it/its]
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    1 year ago

    despite the best intentions and efforts of all the parents involved, the kid that you’re rearing is a real drag

    smdh these libruls putting their babies in drag