Have you considered participating in the age of sin? If you can't have pizza calories it seems like the next best thing
Ya know, every time I see the "Age of Sin"... rhetoric (is that the right word?) I always think,"Well, yeah, of course it's the age of sin, money has more value than people's lives, idiots are getting mad at humans using science to do what many types of animals do naturally, and the rich are just getting richer." Then I realize the folks making the AoS argument are the ones the above applies to. Oh, well.
I have a version that goes waaaaay harder than the one you linked that I'm planning on printing out
Somebody respond so I have a notification to remind me to post it here when I get home from work
I love when reactionaries do the "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy" strategy
Check this one out https://imgur.com/a/X7cscXn
I like yours a lot better though OP! The hammer and sickle was a beautiful touch