Imagine being excited to vote for any of these fucking freaks

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fuck you jon stewart

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I love how Herman Cain seemed so indignant and annoyed that the media figured out he was quoting the first Pokemon movie as "a poet." Yeah dude, you're the one who said it. Then he got covid at an anti-mask rally in 2020 and died. Finest brain of a generation folks

  • wifom [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    The libertarian booing clip is probably the funniest thing on the internet. That and "What is Aleppo?"

  • TheOwlReturns [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    The USA is just a collective hallucination brought on by a massive carbon monoxide leak. It isn't real, just mass hysteria. Go back to bed.

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      "America doesn't exist. It's just rich guys trying to get richer."

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      1 year ago

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    • ProxyTheAwesome [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      The only time during this entire video I had to pause from empathetic cringe overwhelming me was during Kamala's bit. Something about her is so off.

      • blobjim [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        There was also the Marianne clip where she's talking to JAMES CAMERON about Avatar lmao

  • Parzivus [any]
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    1 year ago

    Bush has gotta be one of the funniest war criminals around, just a really goofy guy

  • Kestrel [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    What ever happened to Dennis Kucinich he was kinda alright I guess

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr. names Dennis Kucinich as 2024 campaign manager

    :lea-why:

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'd already seen the Jon Stewart clip, so the most shocking part was the Clinton ad. Jon Stewart can fuck off though, since I don't think he's ever even apologized for his transphobia.

    • Biggay [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      https://www.thedailybeast.com/jon-stewart-atones-for-his-own-shitty-anti-trans-jokes

      “We are in a new dawn of gender and sex complexity, where those who don’t fit in a simple binary are meant to be seen with humanity,” he says. “It wasn’t always like this, people. As recently as, let’s say, the 1990s, early 2000s, people were making shitty, reductive jokes about the subject.”

      Stewart laughs uncomfortably as a decades-old photo of himself on The Daily Show appeared on screen beside him. “What can I say, the joke rhymed,” he adds. “Shitty and reductive jokes are kind of my brand.”

      Dont know if you read that, but the article does not contain the phrase "I'm sorry"

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I hadn't read that, but that is definitely not an apology. The article is weirdly written, since at first it seems to be criticizing him for not being apologetic enough about his past shitty jokes, mentions him defending Chappelle (:stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2: ), but at the end it brushes that off and goes all ”Wow, he's grown so much as person!”.

  • THC
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    1 year ago

    If Kamala wasn't top cop she'd be part of the dream blunt rotation

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      1 year ago

      NGL it'd be funny as hell to be high around her as a middle-manager at your job. Personally I'd be playing Stealth Mode the whole time and she'd be like a Resident Evil villain, just walking around cubicles shelves etc, you can hear her laughing in the background like environmental sound effects, not even following you just Keeping It Together! Just a case of the Mondays I guess.. Haha (if you asked her)

      • THC
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        1 year ago

        Lmao I love her energy. It's the same vibe as that one aunt everyone has who is always fucked off on some cocktail of prescription drugs