I was making the bed, and playing w my cat Maggie. I jiggled her belly, and sang a song to her about her fat belly.
She did that thing cats do where they grab with their front paws, bite down and kick with their back legs? It’s almost like she didnt even listen to my song.
I blame the Communists.
you have to get them young and indoctrinate them into accepting belly jiggles, it's the only way. if you're particularly cruel, you can brainwash them into accepting blowing raspberries.