dont show this to george rr martin lol

oh, and im zhzhzh

I'm just hanging out in Townburg greeting adventurers.

I live in the Doom Mines. I mine doom.

Honestly, it's not good for much and the economy has been trash lately, the mine has been flooding and wheat doesn't grow well here. I don't really see it getting much better any time soon.

I live in a humble fishing village overlooking Eisfjörd, in the vast cold reaches of Skändivikingä

I be the Boris Johnsons in the corners blowing wind

Oh, this is lovely!

I'm either a cleric from the Abbey of St Whatever passing through Heroshire in my way to hunt monsters in Vampsylvania, or a spellcasting hermit of dubious sanity living in the Witchy Wood.

I’m either one of the dragons or a resident of Wizarddidit