I’m either one of the dragons or a resident of Wizarddidit

Psychic! Attack!

Kobolds are the Monster Hunter aesthetic

Counterspell

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Job, at Place

The average peasant (so all of us) has 4hp. A lucky d4 roll can instantly kill a peasant in game. An unlucky d4 roll (i.e. going off the table) can instantly kill a peasant (D&D player) irl.

Dim Light is now Darkness and Darkvision doesn’t work

“When you hear the thunder, when the storm comes for you; remember me” –🍊

Do not the Flame Atronach

Mending, open a phone repair business. People would just think I’m really good at my job!

Also: Borrowed Knowledge + Fabricate

But who has the bag of holding bags of holding?

You win D&D when everyone has fun; I’d call this supreme victory

Red: LOVES disaster movies, Unironically liked Moonfall, Massive Weeb

Blue: loves documentaries and sci-if. NOVA: At the Edge of Space is their favorite movie.

Green: Leverage, Andor, more character-focused shows like that.

White: The Great British Baking Show, Master Chef.

Black: Game of Thrones, The Boys, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia; made them watch Velma.

Recreating that one scene from Shrek 2

Still the only movie to do Holding Out For a Hero justice.

Rod of Detroit

A Hind-D?!

Savants play Communications Waifu