I see Fey not as alien, but as capricious. They do what they please, when they please, damn the consequences.
They might commit arson against a local noble and then give that noble’s kid a super fancy cake; and not have a reason for either beyond “lol, lmao”
Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.
Tarrasque in a Ford F-150 Raptor Super Duty barreling through the school zone at 55 mph.
I’m either one of the dragons or a resident of Wizarddidit
Psychic! Attack!
Kobolds are the Monster Hunter aesthetic
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Job, at Place
Scheiße, the image didn’t post
The average peasant (so all of us) has 4hp. A lucky d4 roll can instantly kill a peasant in game. An unlucky d4 roll (i.e. going off the table) can instantly kill a peasant (D&D player) irl.
Dim Light is now Darkness and Darkvision doesn’t work
“When you hear the thunder, when the storm comes for you; remember me” –🍊
Do not the Flame Atronach
Mending, open a phone repair business. People would just think I’m really good at my job!
Also: Borrowed Knowledge + Fabricate
But who has the bag of holding bags of holding?
You win D&D when everyone has fun; I’d call this supreme victory
I have it to where the good/evil extraplanar creatures are created as expressions of the good and evil within everything sentient.