touch grass

touch bazoonga

Surrounded by bazoongas

Hold tight. We're sending an extraction team to get you out.

Keep thinking about baseball. Just don't think about Fidel playing baseball.

I also store all my passwords in a notes app that's selling my private data which contains all the variations of "p@ssw0rd" I use.

This feels like a panel from swanboy, except swanboy never has his own phone so it's probably Noel's.