My best friend had this dirty old bong from the 90s, which they named "The Internet"

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Sabrina the bong, before she met a tragic end at the hands feet of an acquaintance

Had a colorful candy-like piece that I called "Willy Bongka"

I got on the weed smoking wagon far later than any of my friends so when I got my first large bong and said we should name it together the first name thrown out was "dick-anus" and honestly it was such a good name

I still have a little elephant pipe called "Le Phant"

I guess my beaker's just "ol' reliable"

My one friend said the whirls in my pipe looked like Jupiter so we called it that

I named my first bong THE WIZARD and the one I replaced it with DR. FAUSTUS and now the one I have has no name and just sort of sits there on my desk, no more remarkable to me than a disposable pen

I always thought it was lame but was so happy to be smoking weed out of people's whatever that it cancelled out and I was almost accidentally socially competent for a minute.

These days I pop edibles for the sole purpose of enhancing solo shrooming and that's how I like it baby I'm a lame middle aged shroomer get off my lawn

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We didn't name it that I can recall, but

ended up taped to the side of it. Supposedly "a cartoon model of the K4 steam engine that was manufactured at Altoona's local rail yards in the 1800s" but how do you look at that and not see an anthropomorphized bongrip?

When I first met my partner she had a bong named Gaia. Used it up until about 2 years ago when broke it, now we have a new one named Winona.

We had a piece made of chewing gum, foil, and soda cups we kept repaired for for too long. We called it Master Shake.

Billy Bong Thornton & Wesley Pipes

My friend made giant ones out of pvc named The Howitzer and Big Bertha.

I gifted another friend a glass one she named Bongaleezza.

Me, I had a little piece I bought over a decade ago I named the Bowlshevik

Had a large bong that someone put a sticker of Revi from black lagoon on it. It was then known as two hands.