Its literally not even that hot outside. Actually its quite cool. You only think its hot because you're under that giant gas-powered lightbulb.
Who're you going to believe, Big Global Warming or my lawn chair and little tiki drink and straw hat in 80 F Antarctica?
Oh are neolibs gonna start doing this with climate metrics too? They already change their unemployment metric definition all the time to make it seem like it's not bad, and they've done it at least once now with GDP. Just keep changing your measurement methodology until you get the results you want! Anything to pretend like there isn't a problem!
global-warming industry
"That information came from an industry?! I don't trust anything an industry tells me! Thankfully the executives at Exxon, Chevron, and Shell are proponents of free-speech and are willing to pay for REAL science!"
