If they pull me over for speeding or something and ask if I consent to having my car searched, I'd say, "holy SHIT no, NO, omg no no no no no fuck me no no no no". And then if they fall into my trap I'll tell them it's just pepcid AC and we'll have a big laugh.

    • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Doubtful as they can just claim they needed the time to verify the substance in question. And yeah, test kits can instantly reveal the presence of fentanyl, but nothing comes easy when dealing with cops.