Music in restaurants and bars is just too loud. I know why the music is loud, but I am still going to shake my fist at it like Grandpa Simpson.

Single player modes in games shouldn't require internet connection.

Cars shouldn't be loaded with user-facing technology. Bring back analog dashboards and buttons for climate control!

• The internet was way better before it became a giant shopping mall.
• Those cars that don't have the flecks in the paint look like children's toys.

Then, I have a couple that pre-date even boomers by many years 😅:

• Handkerchiefs kick the shit out of paper tissues.
• Cars have made the world a worse place.

Digital privacy is important, and it's important to be anonymous on the internet

It was totally uncool to remove the headphone jack from my device, man.

I hate QR code menus, just let me see the damn food options without squinting at my phone

Smart tech in general is annoying and dumb. I want my TV to just be a tv with inputs, I don't need built in firmware and updates to shove ads in my face. I don't want my car to have a touch screen to adjust the A/C, just give me a knob or buttons.

Algorithms that try to suggest me content are universally bad, and all searches should provide results based solely on the terms, syntax, and language entered. Same with anything that tries to provide me content based on data harvested about my location or demographic.

I do not like comic book movies.

Google Docs Editors is inferior to any office productuvity suite, and it's overused in the professional world.

I don't want your fucking Sheets link. Email me the Excel file with _v1 at the end.

Not meeting up with friends at a loud venue, I like to talk to them not try to shout over the music.