also it's not gay I'd be some of gundam or robot (it's not gay)

lathe-of-heaven

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
    ·
    4 months ago

    what if instead of Eric Clapton it was Eric Fapton and he was just a guy who jerks off too much

    spoiler

    but I repeat myself smuglord

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 months ago

      what if instead of Eric Clapton it was Eric Brapton and he farts the entire time he's on stage

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 months ago

      there's some sort of wire or lever or perhaps a button for that

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
        ·
        4 months ago
        spoiler

        I love being a huge dumbass because every once in awhile I'll have 🎶 I could shrink you down and have you live inside my ass (it's not gay) 🎶 to the tune of Cocaine pop into my head and crack up

        same with "I TOLD YOU, I'M SELF-PISSED" and "aww c'mon Bam"