life pro tip: drink water or you will die from dehydration

  • Vayeate [they/them]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    life pro tip: be sure to breath or you will asphyxiate. TIL asphyxiate means dying from oxygen deprivation. thanks for the gold kind stranger.

    • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      movie details: you can tell the character is who they are by the way that they are.

      i'm learning so much by just browsing reddit! i am now ready to take on global politics, economics, and tell you about history.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        woooah what? movies have individual characters? i thought they were all supposed to be personifications of my own deep seated inner conflicts

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    life pro tip: if youre ever caught in a bigwater and youre wetwatered and you dont know which way is up, let a little bubble of toot out the side of your butt. whichever way the bubble goes, swim in the opposite direction you fucking moron and just drown.

  • SnugMelon [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If you're buried in an avalanche you're not gonna be thinking straight, it's a good safety practice to have a rule in mind even if it's obvious

    • Vayeate [they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Frankly if my life depended on it I would probably do the exact opposite of what reddit told me. It's less likely to be wrong

  • throwawaylemmy [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    I mean even in that case, you're buried under a shit ton of water already. Your spit isn't gonna register like they think it will.

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      the hilarious thing is they think theyd be able to dig at all.

      covered in literal tonnes of debris? youre not shifting shit, you cant move when youre trapped like that.