I gifted him the scott pilgrim game he’s happy now

I did my part by telling everyone not on badposting that they need to come celebrate Beanis with the rest of us

Bake him

soak in water overnight

Need a good rice to pair with the beanis otherwise left alone it gets mad.

fart

Go lie down in some tomato sauce

Insert into butt

water it

Don't worry Beanis, we will overthrow the state and create a perfect utopian anarcho-syndicalist society

Oh pooor you

It's time to get Beanis... refried.