Currently sitting on the toilet

Could be bigger

Making sweet music via farts and poops today.

This is actually relevent to me and not a badpost

I'm in the midst of a pretty severe IBS flare and internal hemmorhoid flare. Blood every time I shit and extreme pain. Using 3-4 prep h suppositories per day. Think i might need to go to urgent care in a day or two if it doesn't let up.

Still flat as a bread without yeast

Firm and toned

<bill wurtz jingle>bigger and there's more of them</bill>

I need to measure it. I got back into doing long bike rides but my current seat's the wrong width for me and that shit hurts.