"The classrooms are full—and the round-the-clock conversations have begun." 
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I'm just googling it now and, talking about ideas, boy! Plato sure had some interesting ideas about slavery. The amount of marble bust avis in this room must be off the charts.
This can't be anywhere close to the largest circlejerk of all time, but it has to be, at least, some critical nexus of circlejerkery or like, one of the more notable 
containment breaches.
I don't see any more copies of Plato's Republic on any of the tables. I can't tell if that's a set piece to add to the absurd bullshit fancy lad prom, or some particularly fancy lad can't eat without jacking themselves off under the table to the hierarchical world imagined as perfect by an aristocrat who's been dead for 2400 years.