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He just keeps building towards the punchline of him dying. A showman to the end.
Damn. I've literally done the not dna, usa bit while tripping and blasting weed, that would have been awesome
tbh id actually consider trump a genius if he said this. its so on point and his base would instantly orgasm
Damn, cause with this and that big red button thing from a few weeks ago I was starting to worry that the guy actually had a sense of humor.
The dude thinks exercising makes you die faster why would you think he was joking about injecting bleach
Is his character getting fladerized? Somehow the lines aren't landing like last time, something is missing
I knew this was too hilarious and coherent to be real, but I still love it
