I doubt he mental capacity to equate boobies with 😍😍 anymore

    • Angel [any]
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      3 months ago

      Yeah, he fucks over the state of the world.

  • Dickey_Butts [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    there were stories in the MSM insinuating that he still fucks a year or so ago IIRC.

    found it: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/26/joe-biden-jill-good-sex-marriage-advice

    edit: do I believe it? no

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    For the next few hours it will be unavoidable but in general I'd prefer not to think of Biden and sex at all.

    ---

    Suddenly he blurts out "Jill! Jill! Jill! Put on your sexy clothes. I got a woody!"

    "Um... Mr. President?" Everybody at the big conference table is embarrassed except for the president. He hasn't 'woken up' yet.

    He gets testy "Yes, of course. What's that on the tv? I know what it is but remind me."

    "The monitors are showing satellite footage of Lebanon that indicates—"

    Testier. "Look, we killed or they killed or whoever killed Mr. Hamas. Is Mr. Lebanon the next target? And if so - did we get 'em?"