It isn’t wrong and I can do it, I can do what I want. I can wear a ten gallon with sweat pants and a bomber jacket, I can do it. I don’t want people to think this cowboy “gimmick” as some call it is phony. If I want to learn to rear a horse and gallop through the city with my ten gallon then I will do that. I will steal a horse just to prove I am a capable rancher, not only am I skillful I am able to adapt to every situation that comes my way. Something went wrong? Don’t worry, I’ll be there with one hand held onto my Stetson looking down slightly and the other hand resting inside my pocket because I, unlike the haters who think ten gallons are UGLY do not understand the ability to fill the role of my desires.
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