A LANDLORD!

Rent's due tomorrow my precious underlings! I vill suck all of your hard earned wages into my own pockets! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
        ·
        3 months ago

        Hang on, my buddy just turned up in his Halloween costume and I thought you'd like to see it first mao-wave <- do you like it?

        • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          porky-scared Noooo have mercy! I promise I'll only take a 50% profit each month instead of 80%!

  • Angel [any]
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    3 months ago

    I was feeling extra mao-wave earlier when this leech knocked on my door to pester me about some pointless shit.

    I legitimately Googled "games where you can murder capitalists" after this.

    (For legal reasons, this is a joke.)