Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] to askchapo • 3 months agoHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?message-squaremessage-square35 fedilinkarrow-up178file-text
arrow-up178message-squareHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] to askchapo • 3 months agomessage-square35 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]hexbear16·3 months agoYou have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never. link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexagonhexbear15·3 months agoThat's it. I'm making a change.org petition. link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear13·3 months ago 28 is twink death. speak for urself binch link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear10·3 months agowho am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent" link
minus-squareWhat_Religion_R_They [none/use name]hexbear10·3 months agodamn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/ link
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]hexbear7·3 months agoLesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh link
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
That's it. I'm making a change.org petition.
speak for urself binch![party-sicko party-sicko](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a7e45a7f-662c-4fb1-a693-1ce41d1b57c0.gif)
who am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent"![oooaaaaaaauhhh oooaaaaaaauhhh](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/22951af8-194b-4c32-abe2-6f93aaa4808b.gif)
damn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh