[Verse 1]
Trump sat alone at a Nevada rally,
"We're gonna win bigly!" he said quite madly,
flailing around like a fish out of water,
Have you ever seen this guy talk about his daughter?

[Chorus]
He's Trump, He's Trump,
What's in his head?
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
It might be led!

[Verse 2]
Trump took a trip to Micky D's
Saw all the fries and said "look at these!"
"Do you just grab them with your hands?"
"Sir, please, no, we have a tool for that man!"

[Chorus]
He's Trump, He's Trump,
"Media's Unfair!"
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
What's with that hair?
Whoa!

[Bridge]
Don, Don, Don, Don, It's Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump, here comes Don
Don, Don, Don, Don Look out its,
Donny, Trump!

[Verse 3]
His VP J.D. is kind of a dunce,
He's got a face you'd really like to punch,
You never see him, where could he be?
He's probably out playing Magic The Gathering!

[Chorus]
He's Trump, He's Trump,
Wait, he's pulling ahead...
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
We might be dead!

[Outro]
Is this Trump going to win?
I think so,
Did this Trump do it again?
I think so!
Did Kamala toss us in the pan?
I think so!
Did Kamala lose to this man, what the fuck!