"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      ·
      18 days ago

      Yeah that's weird, I'll do this sometimes and just be like "ah fuck thanks, yeah i know how computers are"

      • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
        ·
        18 days ago

        Yeah I'm specifically talking people who get pissy that the online inventory isn't 100% accurate. But if you believed it to be accurate, why did you call first?

        • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
          ·
          18 days ago

          Just be like, 'Oh, you know what, it's actually here'

          Customer ' Wait,uhh, are you sure? Can you check?'

          'I'm sure, it's here'

          'Have you checked?'

          'As you said, The online inventory says it's here so it's here'

        • pastalicious [he/him, undecided]
          ·
          17 days ago

          Both of them are on a shelf reserved for pickup by this guy who reserves tons of shit and never picks any of it up. No I can’t remove it and sell it to you, my boss has been very clear about that.