What drove you to the left other than compassion for your fellow human?

So people here say this a lot, but I think there's a bunch of different things that draw people to the left besides empathy.

For one I would point out, most of us, myself included, are massive smarty pants nerds who like digging up random historical sources to own Libs and CHUDs. I think the self satisfaction of being right about fucking everything is a big draw. I think this was the case for a lot of historical communists too, Marx and Lenin def smart boys who liked being right about everything.

I think there's also the belief that this is the right direction for human history to progress. I may not care a ton for a lot of humans alive right now, but what does my personal distaste matter? History marches on and I want to be on the right side of it.

Do you work retail? Cuz not working retail helped a lot. I got laid off from my manufacturing job and had to go back to it and now I'm considering worshiping the ruinous powers to bring humanity to and end in the name of CHAOS!

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? This is like every guy I've had a crush on.

Roller skating and ice skating.

Every time I've tired I just fall on my ass. My ex loved both and kept trying to teach me but I kept eating it.

Thanks but I think I'm just gonna move to Vermont and become a hermit. Maybe get a dog.

Hello my angle

potatoes

Woah now! Everyone likes potatoes.

What? That's a thing you can do?

Lie

Ewwww

I do have very powerful mandibles

I think CTH3 is still a Reddit sub

We just don't post anything there

Ehhhh, this may be bad but is hasn't actually passed yet so, we will see.

I remember there being rumor that Trump had a piss fetish.

If that's true, that's probably one of the LEAST bad things about him. He can get peed on all day by consenting adult women for all I fucking care.

I warned you

Peter Griffin voice: you think that's bad...

(CW: gross horny)

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This election has made it too easy to own libs

Well, that is until they learn the one podcast I do listen to on the reg