Her and her BF had been together a while and were already planning on getting married, but he's from Central America and on DACA so with Trump winning they decided to go ahead and seal the deal.

Anyway I guess I have a bachelor party to plan. What happens at those again? Doesn't a naked lady pop out of a fake cake? Where do you get giant fake cakes?

  • ped_xing [he/him]
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    17 days ago

    Don't feel obligated to follow stupid movies or tv shows. Here's a cake. It costs $275 and doesn't even come with a stripper inside. If you absolutely have to get this guy an erection, I'd suggest a strip club instead. And because strip clubs are horrendous, ideally one in a part of town with other options after leaving the strip club.

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
      hexagon
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      17 days ago

      Fuck that's expensive!

      I think I may just buy him a regular cake and then I'll give him a lap dance.

  • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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    16 days ago

    It really depends on the bachelor party. I'm trans, but have many guy friends who have gotten married so far. I've been invited to the bachelor party for some of my high school guy friends (they knew they were allowed to include me as one of the boys in these situations). Maybe it's just because I'm young, but many of my friends would have been disgusted the thought of being with strippers right before their marriage. Your best bet is just directly talking to him and seeing what he wants out of it. I've been to a strip club, I've been to a LAN party, I've been to drugged out/drunk ones and I've been ones that are purposely sober. Just find out what he wants. Say you're planning a bachelor party for him but want a general idea of what he wants so the party doesn't suck for him. If sober LAN friend blindly planned a bachelor party for drugged out strippers friend, it would be terrible and the same goes vice versa.

    Sorry if I'm writing all this out for no reason because I'm the type of autistic that just takes everything at face value.