Her and her BF had been together a while and were already planning on getting married, but he's from Central America and on DACA so with Trump winning they decided to go ahead and seal the deal.
Anyway I guess I have a bachelor party to plan. What happens at those again? Doesn't a naked lady pop out of a fake cake? Where do you get giant fake cakes?
Fuck that's expensive!
I think I may just buy him a regular cake and then I'll give him a lap dance.