Everyone just seems to be talking about how he had freaky sex orgies. Which I find weird. I haven't looked into it but I assume there was like... actual sex crimes going on at these parties. But people just joke about the baby oil shit.

Thing is I wouldn't really give a fuck if he was have orgies with heavy baby oil usage if everyone involved was a consenting adult. Fuck, if that was the case I'd probably be COMMENDING Diddy.

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
      hexagon
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      16 days ago

      I remember there being rumor that Trump had a piss fetish.

      If that's true, that's probably one of the LEAST bad things about him. He can get peed on all day by consenting adult women for all I fucking care.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        16 days ago

        the original piss tape rumor was that he hired someone to piss on the bed that obama used at some hotel

        it wasn't a weird sex thing, it was some kind of absolutely bizarre petty thing

        • grandepequeno [he/him]
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          16 days ago

          it was also complete bullshit and proof that liberals are just as crazy as qanon people

          the whole russia gate thing was

          • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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            16 days ago

            What always cracked me up about it was one of Trump's campaign people said something along the lines of "We're looking into it" like there was a possibility of a pee tape. Didn't just refute it and move on, but instead acted like it was possible Trump made said tape.

            Really bizarre campaign considering what politicians usually do. Obama didn't acknowledge the birther stuff for years because it was absurd.

            That's of course what people like about Trump. He's "an outsider" who does and says the most heinous shit and liberals get themselves worked up over it.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        16 days ago

        I'm trying to remember the lore on the "trump piss tape". I want to say one of the sketchy journos laundering Russiagate came up with it.

        I remember it being a popular joke on the dirtbag left because of it's absurdity. Trump is hygeine conscious if not actually germaphobic and a deeply unimaginative person so the idea of him having a watersports fetish was clearly ridiculous. The contradiction, combined with an opportunity to skewer the most loathsome man on the planet, was used to mock both trump and the people who spread and believed the rumors.

        God that was such a bizarre era.

        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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          16 days ago

          The original story was that he had some prostitutes just piss on a bed that Obama had once slept in while he watched

        • mbt2402 [none/use name]
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          16 days ago

          if you lend any credibility to freud, then germophobia and fetishes involving bodily waste are not mutually exclusive in the least.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            16 days ago

            I do not lend any credibility with Freud and in fact have a public feud going on with the man that has not been diminished by his cowardly attempts to evade me through death.