"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

  • D61 [any]
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    17 days ago

    Every customer interaction with a store is the Money Python and the Holy Grail bit with the French soldiers insulting the English knights scene...

    Edit: I should spell Monty correctly, but its too late now, I'm committed.