This is a man who somehow convinced a publisher to let him write a book about how China sees the world. Literally "the China understander has logged on".

Edit: you know what, Xi should watch Hamilton. I'm sure Xi is already very familiar with what America is really about. Hamilton will give him insight to understand how fucking stupid Americans are and how we desperately need to feel like we're the good guys and our country is some city on a hill, when of course it's just were a country founded by bourgeois capitalists who stole a bunch of land and used that to build the biggest military ever, which allowed our bourgeois to rape the planet.