we'll throw a ui in front of an existing open-source project, waste a billion dollars, push all the code upstream, file bankruptcy, shrug, and do it again in 2 years.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Also, make sure to reply "sure thing, champ" to every question or request. By not learning their names, you demonstrate that they're less important than you, the alpha businessman.

      • hotcouchguy [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        I am terrible with names due to having a weird brain so that part should be easy