DO NOT VOTE FOR ME, JOE BIDEN. I have an evil twin running under the same name. He stole my identity. This Other Biden is an imperialist, rapist, racist monster. He spent 50 long years building systemic injustice and racial apartheid.
You cannot push the Other Joe Biden left. Believe me, fats, I've tried. That evil twin is pure evil. He is a husk of a man and I've dedicated my life to trying to undo the harm he's caused the working class both in America and the rest of this beautiful earth.
You have no power in this presidential election, accept it. You tried in the primaries and it's over, that race is over and the horse already got shot out back and sent to the glue factory your Aunt Carol used to work at before NAFTA. That was a good paying union job, it had a pension, your Aunt Carol could afford a mortgage, and now it's gone. You know why? The Other Joe Biden.
If you vote for the Other Biden now, you're a piss pig falling in line to lick that boot. That's a dirty boot, sport, that boot stepped in dog shit after it crushed a democratically elected socialist down there in the southern Americas. That boot needs to be burned, not licked.
Trump is more evil, sure. I'll tell you one thing though, that lumpy old codswalloper's asleep at the wheel. Every time he says the quiet part out loud, he heightens the contradictions of capitalism. If there's justice, Donny will get the same horrible treatment the Other Biden inflicted on poor old Muammar Gaddafi.
Do not vote for the Other Biden. Help your neighbors, unionize your job, buy a gun, and vote in local candidates who give one kiss of an outdoor cat's tail. The democrats are ready to murder half the world with a smile and they'll wink at you every single time they push the drone strike button. They love to push that button, they love to wink, they love to kill.
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Does your state have PSL on the ballot? :vote: La Riva. Does it not? :vote: for good ole Howie Hawkins. You got neither? Well write in your favorite Clutch Cargo character for all I care.
Those bean-counting lanyards in Washington are paying attention. They know they stole the primary. Show them that kind of malarkey ain't a viable move in their ivy league playbook.
Do not vote for Joe Biden.
I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.
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Ahh fudge, I just watched Clutch Cargo for a trip down lover's lane and that cartoon is more racist than even the Other Biden. I'm sorry, forget I said that, don't write in anything about Clutch Cargo. That was stupid.
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I keep writing more every time I take another puff of this hefty marijuana cigarette. Leftist Joe Biden smokes the devil's lettuce.