You’re on, sport

aww shit, they caught me on a hot mic

I’m a DILF, jack.

Malarkey, I can’t stand for it.

Your old grand-dad was onto something, fats. Bill and Hill are starving jackals. I’ve never seen a couple so hungry to cannibalize the working class. It’s unnatural, and they’re war criminals.

You’re damn right, fats. Gotta have someone crazier than a shithouse rat in your corner. I’m a big admirer of Henry A Wallace, hell of a statesman. Here’s a quote from some writing he published back when he was the vice-president to Roosevelt:

The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity, every crack in the common front against fascism. They use every opportunity to impugn democracy. They use isolationism as a slogan to conceal their own selfish imperialism. They cultivate hate and distrust of both Britain and Russia.

They claim to be super- patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection.

- “The Danger of American Fascism,” Henry Wallace (1944)

:inshallah:

Listen fat, the only salvation for the working class of not just America, but the whole world, lays in the immortal science of dialectical materialism. Just as one of our new founding fathers, Karl Marx said, philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, is to change it.

Tonight, my fellow Americans, we, are changing it.

now say, that’s pretty good. I could use a speech writer, my chief of staff has been using some kind of app called a “markov chain” to crank out speeches. they ain’t always the best, though, I’ll give ya that

:biden-troll: I’m calling for the admins to pin this message, it has to go out to the whole dang nation!

your welcome son, remember to not file your taxes

god damn amerikkka

did you know that’s in the bible? I learned that years ago, damndest thing

every oil exec gets their own abandoned fracking pit, you can take that campaign promise to the credit union and cash it right in, spud, my signature’s good as gold

Solidarity forever, champ.

:biden-leftist:

That’s part of why we don’t ask Kamala to give a lot of speeches. Last time we did, she started yelling “another kkkrackkker down!!! unlimited genocide on the first world!!”

took us weeks to scrub all the recordings of that, real pain in the keister. It downright ruined a press luncheon though, which was funny. thought Pelosi was going to pass out, but she was just tripping on quaaludes she bought from Hunter again

It wouldn’t have hurt, that’s for damn sure. Those Kennedys were wealthy, horn dog opportunistic capitalists, but I’ve been told they were sympathetic to the USSR.

Picking Lyndon Johnson as a VP was also a mistake, you always pick someone further left and crazier than you as your right hand. Kamala is a third world posadist, for example. She’ll nuke the imperial core first thing after being sworn in.

:nuke::jokermala:

When our time comes, we will make no excuses for the terror. A peaceful transition of power is possible, but the odds of that are rarer than a celibate priest. The wealthy reflexively reach for violence and fascism without thought or empathy. Remember, the bourgeoisie are not human.

Join a party, sport. Doesn’t matter where, just get working. We have some foundations to build.

:biden-the-thing:

:porky-scared-flipped: :biden-harbinger::porky-scared:

Those old fogies thought I was a credit card company junky, but I was playing the long game of lawn darts. You know lawn darts? The ones from back in the day with a spear at the tip that could take your eye out?

seems like a pretty swell fella

:biden-leftist: