I'll start - a comedic misprint means that everyone in Texas has to vote for Donald Trump or Hoe Biden. As a result, Texas goes blue but its EC votes are wasted.

  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Biden disappears for several weeks. It's revealed he died of COVID and Dems were trying to figure out a way forward without telling anyone. Trump declares himself winner a month before even early voting started. During his victory speech, Trump dies on stage. His followers rip his body to pieces and consume him on the spot.

    • Waylander [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      During his victory speech, Trump dies on stage.

      Take it up a notch - Trump's been dead for six weeks, they've just been Weekend-at-Bernie'sing his dead ass

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Funniest possible ending now:

    Nevada swings to Trump, Trump wins 274-264, faithless electors swing it to Biden

    This is also the only plausible scenario where the Electoral College is ever abolished

    • duck [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      My new favourite ahead of Biden winning 270-268 with the slimmest possible amount without having the state delegations to win a tie

  • lvysaur [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    funny things that could've happened but didn't

    biden winning

  • Waylander [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Also - Amy Coney Barrett dies (of covid) right before the election and suddenly lib talking points about the Supreme Court seat come right back.