• robinn2
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    1 year ago

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    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      The Grim Reaper got a little confused too. That's also why Kissinger's brother is dead.

  • johnbrownwasright [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I have a google alert for "kissinger dead" but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

    • ZapataCadabra [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They're both a breath away.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          1 year ago

          this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them

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  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME

    BUT I KNOW

    IT'S HENRY'S DAMN FAULT

  • HighOnCopium [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    when it happens there’s definitely gonna be a megathread right

    or will the Local feed become flooded with posts about it