We should turn this into a copypasta.

I'll transscribe:

I'm currently living rent free in the heads of quite a lot of people. People lose their shit the second I post anything. I'm the harmless spider that everyone freaks out about and starts throwing shit at before screaming and running out of the room. What are you? A fly that has to be swatted away occassionally? Up your fucking game.

Oh, also:

lmao mr. le epic poster dude, your so fucking cool. keep virtual signaling to your online counterparts that you know dril so they give you internet points you can jack off to

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