I wanted to fly F-14s off of aircraft carriers but then my mom told me that I'd have to make my bed every day or I'd get in trouble (in an attempt to get me to make my bed, I was like 8) but that's when I realized that I'd never be able to deal with the dumb rules that I'd have to follow to get to fly cool shit. Then in 7th grade I read the manifesto and realized that I was a communist and now I want to fly MIGs