suck shit Allen
What in the hell is this? How are they literally so devoid of risk-taking and even slightly new ideas that they're doing prequels for random movie characters!? Pixar could literally randomly generate a plot of movie tropes and it would be better than spinoffs and prequels. Why?! WHY?! Is this what Disney's monopoly power looks like? They're just going to use it to go out of their way to make filler trash? Anyways who care.
They need to keep reusing the IP so that it never sees the public domain (even if that's 100-something years in the future). Also it's cheaper
literally so devoid of risk-taking and even slightly new ideas that they’re doing prequels for random movie characters
Bourgeois vampires have eaten the future, so now they retroactively colonize the past? very weird
If humanity makes it another thousand years (highly doubtful), this period of time is going to be so embarrassing.
Few people know this, but caesar also got the rib removal surgery so he could suck his own dick, but all they tell you about in school is that he got stabbed to death by his bros
fuck tim allen and his insufferable sitcom that i have the displeasure of continually catching glimpses of on tv
they should've got patrick warburton since he voiced him in the tv show. chris evans doesn't even have a unique voice lol
