• Cysioland [he/him,comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    They're gonna do what the more moderate trump fans did and just gaslight the shit out of everyone by saying, "thats not what he meant" and "even if he meant it, it's not that big of a deal" and so on and so forth (sniff)