as an example. and also request, I've been trying to set up a private e-mail for like half an hour, and everything either shuts down when it sees a VPN or requires a phone number. is there an alternative?

what's the cheapest way to get a number for SMS online?

how to crypto? from cash green dot to secure(ish) wallets

best operating systems for noobs who don't want their computer to snitch on them (quite so hard)? (I use qubes, but I'm firmly intermediate)

messaging things? (matrix is the standard right now, but you cant use video or voice with their app, which makes me v. sus)

least snitchy most useful VPNs?

phones that wont snitch, or how to get a rootable corporate phone+basic guide for minimal snitching?

things to watch out for like printer watermarks, etc?

useful programs/items to have for your safety?