It's 12:45 PM Moscow time. What's your story? What's your timezone?

Are you on the US west coast, staying up just a little past your bedtime?

Perhaps you're a Midwestern American with chronic insomnia?

Are you on the US east coast and you wake up super early like some kind of freak?

Maybe you're a Brit who's just had some tea and crumpets in the morning? (Are crumpets a breakfast thing?)

Or are you a Russian disinformation agent on their lunch break?