i thought you guys loved cumposting. what is happening to this website :(

either way i had a very real, very human reaction to this.

pineapple really does help tbh

Dril tweet

Bit idea: a guy who eats his cum but doesn't do this because he doesn't like the taste of pineapplee very much

Appraise means either to set a value, OR to give an expert judgment on the merit, value, or nature of.

So she is in fact, appraising his cum by confirming this tasting note

Yes, it's premium cum, now with more guava tanginess and a hint of cinnamon

Every truly terrible post has to involve trying to use pretentious language (either for comic effect or to appear smart) and picking the wrong word.

This worked better then anything the volcel police have done.

Stop it, you'll give them ideas.

Look we're trying our best okay

that episode was amazing

That's how I'm reading it, yeah.

His lovely wife is the only woman that didn't dump him after finding out that the guava bit was a lie.