Anarchism is when you're a wealthy heiress who kidnaps puppies to murder them

every live action Disney remake is absolute garbage with no exceptions

  • MarxistHedonism [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    It’s going to turn out that the Dalmatian owners are ill-equipped to care for so many dogs and they’re all living in squalor.

    ASPCA won’t do anything about it because they don’t have room at the pound for that many puppies.

    So Cruella Deville hatches up a plan to rescue the puppies. When she goes the household and offers to take in the dogs, the owners suddenly think they’re valuable and don’t want to part with them. So she comes up with this ridiculous story that she’s going to turn them into a coat and then she steals them and makes a faux fur coat to trick the city and flees to a large ranch in the English countryside where they live happily ever after.