if i were the tesiculars i would simply not torsion
fr tho the downstairs is generally pretty static in nice fitting trousers, and discomfort can be relieved by on-site adjustment. but there's also plenty of reasons why thicker-stiffer pants might not work for you, everyone's body is different, and tailoring can vary wildly. ain't no thing if it don't work for you
my only advice to offer is maybe different underwear. a tighter fitting underpant can keep things closer to where you want (only applicable if it can be done comfortably tho)
I'm more of a fan of maximalism at the moment tbh. Maybe it's just my irrational backlash against all the minimalistic stuff that seems to be trending everywhere and pushed by tech companies. Though a lot of minimalist looks are sheek and cool af at the same time.
Just definitely not a fan of the Steve Jobs style of minimalism where people wear the same basic outfit every day that actually costs a ton of money for no reason and sleep on the floor because a bed is too much clutter. Feels kinda cult like. Example
happened to me once while I was in a movie theatre. I was with my wife's friend and she started rubbing my arm, then looked down and saw my fabric bunched up. Thought it was a boner. The whole movie I had to sit next her, was so awkward.
If you’re sitting on the aisle people need to get past! That’s basic! You know, we live in a society! We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!
And the Richard Lewis, you know I was supposed to have dinner with him that week. And I find out his date is this woman. Geez, you know I had to blow him off when he asked me to go for coffee after the show, I just didn’t want to be around that woman.
I still have no understanding of how pants are chosen over skirts for anything but hard labour/exercise. You can insert an arbitrarily large pocket into a full skirt and they layer for the cold and heat better.
Also, before the 20th century pants were often front-falled (kind of a double breasted button front), so they didn't have that rough seam, and they used braces for support.
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ive slept in jeans, many many times. ama
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if i were the tesiculars i would simply not torsion
fr tho the downstairs is generally pretty static in nice fitting trousers, and discomfort can be relieved by on-site adjustment. but there's also plenty of reasons why thicker-stiffer pants might not work for you, everyone's body is different, and tailoring can vary wildly. ain't no thing if it don't work for you
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my only advice to offer is maybe different underwear. a tighter fitting underpant can keep things closer to where you want (only applicable if it can be done comfortably tho)
Get athletic fit pants. They usually have more room in the crotch
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I'm more of a fan of maximalism at the moment tbh. Maybe it's just my irrational backlash against all the minimalistic stuff that seems to be trending everywhere and pushed by tech companies. Though a lot of minimalist looks are sheek and cool af at the same time.
Just definitely not a fan of the Steve Jobs style of minimalism where people wear the same basic outfit every day that actually costs a ton of money for no reason and sleep on the floor because a bed is too much clutter. Feels kinda cult like. Example
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This is why cargo shorts/pants are optimal
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but what if i get a boner and everyone can see
just sell it to the highest bidder and move on
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happened to me once while I was in a movie theatre. I was with my wife's friend and she started rubbing my arm, then looked down and saw my fabric bunched up. Thought it was a boner. The whole movie I had to sit next her, was so awkward.
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How awkward was it when you found out her date was your close friend, actor Richard Lewis?
If you’re sitting on the aisle people need to get past! That’s basic! You know, we live in a society! We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!
And the Richard Lewis, you know I was supposed to have dinner with him that week. And I find out his date is this woman. Geez, you know I had to blow him off when he asked me to go for coffee after the show, I just didn’t want to be around that woman.
I still have no understanding of how pants are chosen over skirts for anything but hard labour/exercise. You can insert an arbitrarily large pocket into a full skirt and they layer for the cold and heat better.
Also, before the 20th century pants were often front-falled (kind of a double breasted button front), so they didn't have that rough seam, and they used braces for support.
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Poke Bonnet gang.
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This is what I like to call my “Florida best” just t-shirts, shorts and flip flops
Pain is beauty, beauty is pain
Maybe you just have a huge dong, dude.