• Venus [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      I thought she was just shoplifting watermelons (which would be based to be clear)

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
        hexagon
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        11 months ago

        No the only burden she bears is that of holiness, which her husband must help carry with his fucked up seven-fingered hand

        • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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          11 months ago

          I had kinda assumed that hand was hers at first glance, helping support her boob. Those things look heavy. 😔 I knew a girl in church youth group who was cursed with a pair like that on a small frame, and she was in constant pain.