My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends:

"Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake."

God I love her.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    No partner, but I have recieved some glowing reviews:

    "[WittyProfileName2] is a chaos demon, if she can keep a plant alive, so can you."

    "A cautionary tale about mad science in waiting."

    "She's sustained by her own nervous energy."

    "You're a magnet for lost strangers, aren't you?"

    "Just some candles and a dramatic throne room away from being a B-tier supervillain."