like "no one in the dprk is allowed to use red lipstick because red is the color of capitalism" kinda stuff

    • superdoctorman [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The story I heard was Kim shot slightly over par, and this was mistranslated to 38 under par 34.

      He chuckled but said nothing, puffing on an unfiltered cigarette. What about the record-shattering score and those unforgettable five holes in one? This time, to my surprise, he answered. Kim, the manager said, was, of course, a staggering golf talent, possessed of an enchantingly rhythmic swing. But even for a player of his abilities, five aces in one round were out of reach. How that stat had entered into the official record was pretty simple, the manager said: The scorekeeper tracking Kim’s round that day had relied on a relative-to-par system, marking down 0 for pars, 1 for bogeys and 2 for double-bogeys. Jordan-Spieth-Colonial-US-Open.jpg You may also like ​Tour Confidential: How Jordan Spieth’s Win Shapes U.S. Open Race Unfamiliar with that scorekeeping shorthand, the North Korean state news agency covering the outing had read the five 1s on Kim’s card as holes-in-one.

      https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        tankies say that north korea is good but north korea leader man plays golf, the sport that is dumb and bad and capitalist.

        curious :thonk:

        • abdul [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          setting aside everything else, golf is pretty trash though from a left pov. i love the george carlin bit about how its the biggest waste of space. big property, limitless potential, all tied up in a little tiny hole and a little tiny ball for the wealthy. He really puts it in perspective when he says we could have 3 tiny states worth of land for the homeless if we just seize every golf course for government housing

        • superdoctorman [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Ya. It makes sense. The author is just some golf douche, so I don't know how much to trust it.

      • cosecantphi [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They got golf in the DPRK?

        Damn, just when you think you start to know a guy, they go and do shit like this...