It's a good (bad?) thing something like this doesn't happen in my neighborhood because I could not stop myself from practically throwing a "We told you so" type parade.

Being a :PIGPOOPBALLS: is so much icing too

Goddamn, babies with teeth is nightmarish

Oh also, embryos definitely never have teeth, that's kind of why it's called the "teething" phase

Can we have a struggle session to determine if a snake emoji is more misogynistic than a wind emoji is anti-semitic (like a snake emoji is 75% misogynist but a wind emoji is 80% anti-semitic so it wins the No Growth, Sweaty duel)

"Chinese-style surveillance"

As opposed to the totally normal post-patriot act American surveillance

Solution: create a thousand (+1 now) currencies all in an attempt to replicate the first currency that was backed by nothing in the first place, used for drugs and trafficking

"They will forgive debt "

Oh no, looks you ran out of Freedom CreditsTM! We can offer you this one time exception, after completion of a ONE MONTH mandatory service obligation!

Babies: Assad must go

I think this is Accelerationism-lite. I go back and forth from "Haha this sucks, but atleast now everything getting worse won't be so boring"

"We collected lots of valuable data when everyone said it 'looked like fucking shit'"

R I P Holden :sadness: Why did aussies get to have the good shit

And lefties always say neoliberalism never got anything done :big-cool:

Who is still lying to his audience btw

"...the US should reform policing to prevent such an insurgency."

Someone's never heard of an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure before huh

Also

YEAH, PREVENT THAT HOW EXACTLY??? I WONDER WHAT HE MEANS :brow: :thonk:

Nah man, but then the government knows who you are and shit

What do you mean credit score, social security number, drivers license, passport

Who the fuck is the NSA? You mean NASA??

"...used as reasons why Democrats don’t have to try to win the election."

I'm sorry to be the hexbearer of bad news but this is literally all they want, dems literally don't ever plan on winning or want to win (See the Georgia runoff, and how they LITERALLY DID NOT PLAN ON WINNING THE SENATE)

The easiest response to these parasites is "Oops looks like someone made a bad investment :c oh noooo" works for me everytime

Especially on Facebook boomers

Me: :party-sicko:

Me when I realize that, ultimately, he fucking won so hard: :sadness-abysmal:

:mao-aggro-shining:

Everyone: We have a problem with being one of the highest incarceration nations in the world

This fuckwit:

Can't wait for 2024/2028 :agony-deep:

"Most Progressive candidate ever"

:agony-deep: