Didn't Captain America try to bang his former love interest's grandniece?

I don't know why but I thought the tube was connected to his butthole and that he was swallowing the smoke from the bong and converting it into farts which he was using to power his flamethrower. Kinda like a perpetual motion machine.

This burns me with the torture of a thousand suns exploding directly inside of my eye sockets, evaporating my brain and my heart in a mere millisecond, and yet even so my soul screams on, it's tortured wails of agony forever echoing and echoing into the ceaseless pit that is the void of oblivion (and doom eternal)

Kimchi fried rice with an egg fried sunny side up on top. I just fuckin love when my food is drenched in egg yolk jesus christ I fuckin love egg yolks

No, no, no, it's too early for us to get burnt out on Biden posting like we did Trump posting! The whole point of Biden is that now we have to relentlessly attack him from the left untill the libs are rocking back and forth, screaming "shut up, shut up, shut up!"

Pansexual culture is being reluctantly attracted to both of them and then making "ironic" horny posts to cope with the feelings of guilt and self-disgust.

Biden can clap my cheeks and THEN we can send him to the gulag.

I'm not convinced this isn't a chud. What sane leftist would stoop to this? Literally if some weird, petty, obscure drama about weird hentai that I can hardly divine or make rhyme or reason of is enough to bring a tiny forum to it's knees with leftist infighting, then the left will never win period. We're literally going to cancel eachother into oblivion while the right is carting us off to camps

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Not that my vote matters either way cause I live in California, but if the outcome of this election is at all affected by my shitty rng in videogames, then 30% basically guarantees a Trump win.

Big brain moment, maybe if I vote for Trump, that will actually increase his odds of losing.

Sucking on my toesies because I have a vitamin deficiency

You know, I don't think it looks dry enough, I think maybe it has a yeast infection

I said this back when the sub was still up, but if you want everyday people to represent you in elected positions, something that you should account for is that the campaign is gonna be run by everyday people who haven't run a campaign before or who don't necessarily know how to play the game.

I would but there's no guarantee that it's not going to start violently spinning around on its axis, spewing confetti into the mouths of hapless bystanders

Bashing my head into the keyboard over and over, tears trailing down my eyes, screaming "No!!! I shaln't be bamboozled by these foolish word games!!! I am stateless!!! Stateless!!!"

I love how it says "recruiting locally ages 12-65" on one of the posters. Like, we wouldn't want anyone over the age of 60 out on the streets because they could get hurt or throw out their back or something but 12-year-old black bloc child soldiers are great because they're young and nimble and make for smaller targets.

Like, I'm almost convinced it's legitimately some poor well meaning leftist who just doesn't have the firmest grasp of opsec, but it's too perfect not to be a bit

o7 <3

That shit's not gonna die, we live in doom world. Even when they get Biden in the Whitehouse, they're going to pester us with "oh, he's not going hard enough on Russia!" and then the establishment is going to attack him from the right before he can even pretend to do the bare minimum to curb the pandemic.

If we’re deciding this shit on dicks alone, you gotta go duck. Besides, I don’t think I could actually live with myself if I was a cute animal that everyone likes and I had to touch cute little furry animal penis to jerk off. I’m pretty sure that ain’t vegan

Thank god you have the three other online leftist stickers to contextualize the Garfield sticker. If I see someone irl with just a sticker of Garfield on their laptop I'm going to assume they're a boomer and a serial killer. In that order.

I've done some research into this and from what I can gather, what this is saying is that inauthentic or 'poseur' crust punks are responsible for bring down the twin towers 19 years ago on that fateful day of September 11, 2001.

I don't know if I'm sold. You'd think if you were going to go hijack a plane, you do so plane clothed. Good theory though.