Sounds like an event I'd probably need to be at :libertarian-alert:

:libertarian-alert: Under normal circumstances, my team and I would investigate these predators. However, law enforcement helped birth and carry my career as an amateur clout-hungry reality TV host, so we have to defer this investigation to the Fashfuhrer County Sheriff's Office

"Enticement of a Minor to Travel to Engage in Illegal Sex Acts"

I'm also confused as to why that's the only "not guilty" count but she's fucking done so hell yeah

Thanks for the tip concerned citizen, my team and I will investigate :libertarian-alert:

:libertarian-alert:

Our latest sting operation in the multiplayer game AI Dungeon has uncovered something disturbing: men who come to our text adventure trying to have sex with a 13-year-old girl.

When I come out and confront them, they all say the same thing:

"This is literally 1984, you're like Stalin. Also I wasn't gonna do anything"

I'll be paying this one a visit with our camera crew

I'm so glad I discovered this name wasn't taken yet.